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Alex Sverdlov

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Danger score

You will be replaced in 6 months.

  1. You lasted one year at Microsoft. Copilot has better tenure than you did.
  2. You built Venvera to automate the vCISO you still invoice. That is a suicide note with a pricing page.
  3. Atlant Security still sells 190 Windows checkboxes. Notepad could pass that audit.
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