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Vladimir Petkov

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Danger score

You will be replaced in 6 months.

  1. You hit Staff Engineer at VMware. Their bug backlog still outranks your architecture docs.
  2. Broadcom bought VMware and kept you. Even the acquisition algorithm has more impact.
  3. Your VMware internship mentor hyped you. Five years later the same tickets still own you.
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