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Cisco? More like Cis-slow. Their slogan says 'powering an inclusive future' — the future's still loading.

COMPANY ROAST CLUB · AI SATIRE

Cisco
got roasted.

Too accurate to keep to yourself?

Image shape

Copy the image & open:

One click copies the image and opens your social app. Paste it into your post. The joke and URL are already on the image.

Caption & sharing options

Device sharing sends the PNG and caption to your chosen app. Some apps keep only the image. Desktop sharing copies the PNG and opens the platform; paste it into your post. Facebook may first need “Create post”.

The joke is already on the image. A caption is optional.

The receipt
Cisco is a worldwide technology leader powering an inclusive future for all.
cisco.com ↗

Homepage read 18/09/2026. AI satire about marketing, not a product review. Dialogues are fictional.