Their words. Our ammunition.
We read the homepage. Product names, big promises, suspicious amounts of “revolutionary”.
THEY HAD IT COMING
Big promises.
Open flame.
Every company says it’s different.
Let’s see how yours handles a roast.
Another round for CrowdStrike.
Checking whether “revolutionary” means “has a login”.
Pick your punchline.
Up to three roast cards. Big type, open flame, one joke per image. Keep the one that lands.
Send the actual image.
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AI satire based on public marketing. Every result has a public link. We’re roasting the pitch, not rating the product.