cybersecuritycompanies.
Call them OffSec, or as their finance team calls it, Off-By-A-Lot. Their homepage brags 'We created Kali Linux.' Modesty wasn't in the distro.

COMPANY ROAST CLUB · AI SATIRE

OffSec
got roasted.

Too accurate to keep to yourself?

Image shape

Copy the image & open:

One click copies the image and opens your social app. Paste it into your post. The joke and URL are already on the image.

Caption & sharing options

Device sharing sends the PNG and caption to your chosen app. Some apps keep only the image. Desktop sharing copies the PNG and opens the platform; paste it into your post. Facebook may first need “Create post”.

The joke is already on the image. A caption is optional.

The receipt
We created Kali Linux, the world's most used offensive security toolkit
offsec.com ↗

Homepage read 20/09/2026. AI satire about marketing, not a product review. Dialogues are fictional.