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OffSec.
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OffSec? More like Off-Second — your paycheck disappears that fast. Their tagline says 'level up where it matters.' Yeah, their billing cycle.Take this one ↗Call them OffSec, or as their finance team calls it, Off-By-A-Lot. Their homepage brags 'We created Kali Linux.' Modesty wasn't in the distro.Take this one ↗
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Level up where it matters
We created Kali Linux, the world's most used offensive security toolkit
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