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Doran Jacques Grand National.
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Doran Jacques? More like Do-ran Into the Sofa Crying! Their 'Mothers forgetfulness' stat puts the blame squarely on mum.Take this one ↗Forget Grand National, this is the Brand-Stupid Stakes. A pick called 'Dead Horses' sounds like their boss got it right.Take this one ↗Doran Jacques? Sounds like a law firm that's losing cases. One team's roster is literally Dad, Mum, Brother, Oscars – HR is the horse.Take this one ↗
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Lost Wins The amount of lost wins
Dead Horses Amount of horses
Mum Marble Sands Dad Oscars Brother Liam
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