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COMPANY ROAST CLUB · AI SATIRE

Microsoft.
Consider yourself grilled.

Pick the one you’d actually send to a colleague.

Microsoft 365 promises advanced security in your favorite apps. Your favorite apps were already the thing leaking your data.Take this one ↗Surface Pro delivers all the power of a laptop in a tablet. Mostly the urge to throw it like a laptop.Take this one ↗Build an AI agent without writing a single line of code. So HR can finally automate itself into unemployment.Take this one ↗
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Read on 18/09/2026:

advanced security and Microsoft Copilot in your favourite apps
delivers all the power of a laptop in a thin, light 13-inch
go from idea to working prototype without writing any code
microsoft.com ↗

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