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COMPANY ROAST CLUB · AI SATIRE

Fortinet.
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Pick the one you’d actually send to a colleague.

Fortinet? More like... FortiNeedy. For a firewall company, they're desperate to let sales in.Take this one ↗Cyber security everywhere — including the couch cushion. Their SASE slogan is 'sovereign options,' aka pick your favorite hallucination.Take this one ↗FortiGate 1200G: 1200 reasons their marketing budget outpaces their naming creativity. Everything is Forti-this, Forti-that — congrats on the prefix, not the product.Take this one ↗
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Read on 19/09/2026:

Fortinet Fortinet delivers cybersecurity everywhere you need
Fortinet Unified SASE helps secure the AI era
FortiGate 1200G with FortiSASE Outpost delivers
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