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COMPANY ROAST CLUB · AI SATIRE

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Pick the one you’d actually send to a colleague.

Pricing's included, nothing extra — said every contractor mid-renovation. At least the plumber eventually admits he found a second problem.Take this one ↗Twenty-five years and three packages still won't tell me the price. It's not enterprise security, it's a hostage negotiation with quarterly check-ins.Take this one ↗Pick a package, we handle everything — the dream, or the prenup. Same energy as 'just sign here, the rest is on us,' said with a clipboard.Take this one ↗
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Цената включва инструментите и лицензите
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