THE INTERNET KEEPS RECEIPTS.
Big claims. Thin skin. Permanent links.
The company pitches and security careers that met the grill.
Milen Strahinski
You will be replaced in 6 months. You built Atlant Security to sell the Windows checklists Claude writes for free. At Venvera your own vCISO platform invoices you while you still click the boxes. Your Microsoft title lasted longer than the cloud rules you scripted before GPT-4.
Read Milen Strahinski’s roastIvan Karkov
You will be replaced in weeks. No public titles or companies surface. Your LinkedIn is a blank CV AI already filled better. Handle ivan-karkov is the entire footprint. Even scrapers treat you as vaporware. Zero experience listed means the boring half was never there for AI to steal.
Read Ivan Karkov’s roastAlexander Sverdlov
Alexander Sverdlov fled Microsoft after one year because glass plaques offended his soul, then consulted a UAE nuclear plant like that was the opposite of corporate theater, and landed in Atlant Security peddling the usual SOC 2 / ISO mill while spinning up Venvera—the GRC platform that promises to kill Excel, undercut Drata, and now ships a ChatGPT Virtual
Read Alexander Sverdlov’s roastAlexander Sverdlov
Alexander Sverdlov left Microsoft's security consulting team after one year because glass plaques were too depressing, then rebranded the same checkbox grind as Atlant Security and now Venvera—the 'we are cheaper than Vanta/Drata' GRC platform that maps DORA, NIS2, ISO 27001 and TPRM while he DMs first-sale discounts like a Black Friday compliance clearance.
Read Alexander Sverdlov’s roastAlexsverdl
Alex spent years consulting on four continents only to conclude 90% of cyber spend is worthless, then built yet another GRC platform cloning Vanta/Drata for DORA/NIS2/ISO theater and immediately replaced himself with a ChatGPT Virtual CISO. Nothing says thought leader like automating the exact compliance checkbox job you were selling while begging early adop
Read Alexsverdl’s roastAlexsverdl
Your entire feed is just framework bingo—DORA, NIS2, AI Act, ISO 27001, SOC2—while you hawk a Venvera clone that undercuts Vanta and then brag about the Claude vCISO that automated your own job away. Nothing says 'thought leader' like selling first-adopter discounts on the exact compliance theater AI already does better than your hundreds-of-companies war st
Read Alexsverdl’s roastAI satire, not a product review or a prediction of anyone’s employment. Company jokes riff on public marketing.
