lcamtuf.coredump.cx
The site's biggest security flaw is the 'Written without AI' humblebrag on the homepage.
Coredump? More like... CringeDump!
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Big claims. Thin skin. Permanent links.
The company pitches and security careers that met the grill.
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Bundesamt für Sicherheit in der Informationstechnik (BSI)
Their 'Wheel of Motion' goes nowhere, just like their 'Wheel of Distortion' suggests.
BSI? More like Behörde für Sicherheits-Irrsinn.
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CrowdStrike
The circus has an enterprise sales team.
CrowdStrike? More like... ClownStrike!
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NCC Group
Their logo's so bland, even their firewall forgot to log it.
NCC Group? More like Nah-C-Can't Group.
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Ipsos
polling 90 markets but still tripping over their own corporate video.
Ipsos? More like Tip-Toes —
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SSCL
Their homepage boasts 'the largest provider' — biggest bureaucrat bingo card in Britain.
SSCL? More like Sub-Standard Civil Lackeys.
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Capgemini
Tour de France sponsor can't pedal past its own 'human-AI chemistry' buzzword.
Capgemini? More like Capgem-eye-roll.
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Cisco
Their slogan says 'powering an inclusive future' — the future's still loading.
Cisco? More like Cis-slow.
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CrowdStrike
it feels like buying flood insurance from a guy in a canoe.
CrowdStrike's breach prevention warranty is so confident,
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Rackspace
Translation: you've now got a stranger yelling about your servers.
They call their support experience Fanatical.
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Arctic Wolf
Dawn is when I admit the nightmare didn't end.
Aurora: A New Dawn For Cybersecurity.
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