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Alexsverdl

82/100 — GRC Bingo Automator

Your entire feed is just framework bingo—DORA, NIS2, AI Act, ISO 27001, SOC2—while you hawk a Venvera clone that undercuts Vanta and then brag about the Claude vCISO that automated your own job away. Nothing says 'thought leader' like selling first-adopter discounts on the exact compliance theater AI already does better than your hundreds-of-companies war st

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